terabient: rainbows & peanuts (lil' peanut)
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WELL HELLO THERE COMMUNITY, IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE THE LAST POST!!! I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A LAZY FUCKING DOUCHETARD, AND PROMISE TO NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN. OR AT LEAST NOT FOR ANOTHER LIKE, TWO DAYS OR SOMETHING.

ANYWAY, I HAVE WRITTEN A STORY FOR YOU! ACTUALLY I WROTE IT FOR THE LEFT 4 DEAD KINK MEME, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS ME SHITTING ALL OVER THE PURPOSE OF AN ANONYMOUS MEME TO SHARE THIS STORY WITH YOU ALL, WITH THE ADDED JOY OF CAPSLOCK!

TITLE: FOREVER AND ALWAYS, WHICH IS ALSO THE TITLE OF THE FIRST SONG THAT CAME UP WHEN I GOOGLED 'TAYLOR SWIFT' WHO IS THE MUSE OF TEENAGE SLASH FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE, I AM PRETTY SURE!
CHARACTERS: NICK AND ELLIS, HAVING SEX!!!
RATING: SUPER HOT!
SUMMARY: ELLIS IS IN LOVE WITH NICK, BUT CAN NICK GET PAST HIS PAST AND BLAHBLAHBLAH BUTTSEX?????
WARNINGS: COPIOUS USE OF SPARKLE TEXT AND THE BABELFISH TRANSLATOR FOR ELLIS' DIALOG.

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NICK STOOD ALONE AT THE SAFE ROOM DOOR, WATCHING THE RAIN POUR DOWN WITH A FROWN ON HIS FACE. HE DID NOT LIKE STORMS AS THEY WERE A TORTURED, STRAINED METAPHOR FOR THE MISERY AND ANGST SWIRLING WITHIN HIS WOUNDED HEART.

"I HATE STORMS!" THE GREEN-EYED GAMBLER SAID AND CLEANED A GUN SUGGESTIVELY WHILE HIS BEAUTIFUL SAPPHIRE ORBS GLARED AT THE RAIN AND ALSO THE ZOMBIES SCREAMING AT THE DOOR. HE SHOT SOME OF THEM AND THEY DIED. NICK'S EXPRESSION DIDN'T CHANGE, BUT INSIDE HE WAS CRYING, BECAUSE ONCE THOSE ZOMBIES HAD BEEN PEOPLE...JUST LIKE HIM. THIS APOCALYPSE WAS TERRIBLE BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HIM FORGET WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE HUMAN! WOULD HE EVER FIND HAPPINESS AGAIN? PROBABLY NOT, HE THOUGHT, AND HE SIGHED LOUDLY ENOUGH TO WAKE UP ELLIS BUT NOT ROCHELLE AND COACH BECAUSE EW, GIRLS AND FATTIES IN MY SLASH?!?!?! GROSS.

"NICK, YOU POSITIVELY AUTHORIZATION?" ELLIS SAID CONCERNEDLY. "THE WAY YOU SOUND; IT RE-IS SAD." THE ADORABLE MECHANIC REACHED OUT BUT BEFORE HE COULD TOUCH NICK, THE MYSTERIOUS CON-ARTIST TURNED AWAY, HIS GLITTERING SEA-COLORED EYES HIDDEN UNDER HIS DARK, TOTALLY NOT THINNING HAIR.

"ELLIS WHY ARE YOU SUCH A HICK" NICK SHOUTED ANGRILY. "YOU'RE ALWAYS PISSING ME OFF!"

ELLIS BEGAN TO CRY.

"I'M SORRY." NICK FELT BAD BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HE ACTED COLD AND HEARTLESS, HE REALLY WASN'T. "BUT THIS WILL NEVER WORK OUT. YOU'RE A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL TRAPPED IN A 21-YEAR-OLD UNDERWEAR MODEL'S BODY, AND I..." NICK TURNED BACK TO THE DOOR, WHERE THE WIND WAS BLOWING THROUGH THE BARS, TOUSLING HIS HAIR BEAUTIFULLY. "I...I DON'T DESERVE YOU. I'VE DONE SOME BAD THINGS, LIKE GAMBLING AND DRINKING AND EVEN SMOKING TOBACCO."

"NO NICK," ELLIS PROTESTED, AND WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND NICK'S SEXY BODY, "I LOVE YOU, EVEN THERE BEING A ZOMBI PERMANENTLY!" THEN HE KISSED NICK PASSIONATELY WHILE CRYING WITH LOVE AND JOY AND ANGST BECAUSE HE WAS NOT SURE NICK WOULD RETURN HIS FEELINGS.

BUT NICK DID, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING THAT MELTS A FROZEN HEART FASTER THAN A GROWN MAN CRYING LIKE AN OVERSENSITIVE CHILD. "OH ELLIS, YOU STUPID HICK, YOU HAVE CONNED...MY HEART." THEN NICK CRUSHED ELLIS TO HIM AND KISSED HIM ALL OVER, THEN THEY HAD PASSIONATE BUTTSEX THAT DIDN'T HURT AT ALL BECAUSE THEY WERE LUBED UP WITH PURE LOVE

"I LOVE YOU ELLIS, FOREVER AND ALWAYS."

ELLIS SMILED AND REPLIED, "I LOVE PERMANENTLY AND ALWAYS NICK!"

THEN THEY MADE OUT SOME MORE.

~FIN~

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Date: 2010-10-10 04:09 pm (UTC)
jaej: <lj user="jaej"> (bill // lol i ain't dead)
From: [personal profile] jaej
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH THIS FIC AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH THIS FIC AND LIVE IN HARMONY~ HARMONY~ OH, LOVE

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