Mar. 21st, 2010

terabient: rainbows & peanuts (lil' peanut)
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THERE ARE SOME GODDAMN SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE NEW LEFT 4 DEAD DLC BUT I'M PRETTY SURE EVERY MEMBER (ALL FOUR OF US!!!) KNOWS ABOUT IT SO NO CUTS FOR YOU ALSO I HAVE NO IDEA HOW CUTS WORK ON DW LOLOLOL







SO APPARENTLY ONE OF THE ORIGINAL SURVIVORS IS GOING TO DIE WHICH SUCKS BALLS

UPON HEARING THIS NEWS I WAS FILLED WITH NERDRAGE AND FANGIRL HORROR, BUT THEN SOMEBODY POSTED THIS MACRO WHICH DIDN'T REALLY MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BUT AT LEAST I LOL'ED FOR A LITTLE BIT:



ALSO. I'M PRETTY SURE VALVE IS PLANNING TO HAVE DOOMED SURVIVOR DIE IN A HEROIC AND HEART-WRENCHING MANNER THAT IS INTENDED TO LEAVE US ALL IN TEARS FROM THE NOBILITY OF HIS/HER SACRIFICE.

HOWEVER IN PROTEST OF THIS CHEAP WAY TO INCREASE DRAMALLAMAS I PROPOSE WE THINK OF MORE LIKELY CAUSES OF DEATH FOR EACH SURVIVOR.

EXAMPLES:

LOUIS: EMBARRASSING PILL OVERDOSE
FRANCIS: EMBARRASSING DEATH BY SUFFOCATION AFTER HE DECIDES HE HATES BREATHING
COACH: EMBARRASSING SURRENDER TO THE FORCES OF DIABETES
ROCHELLE: EMBARRASSING BECAUSE NOBODY REMEMBERS HER AND SHE WITHERS AWAY FROM NEGLECT
ELLIS: EMBARRASSING CHOKING DEATH FROM NICK'S COCK SHOVED DOWN HIS THROAT

...AND SO ON!

DON'T LET ME DOWN GUISE!!!

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