terabient: Chris PUNCHING A FUCKING BOULDER (Resident Evil: BOULDER PUNCHING RAEG)
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YEAH YOU KNOW HOW I SAID I'D NEVER LET THIS COMMUNITY FALL INTO SEVERE INACTIVITY EVER AGAIN? HAHAHAHA I GUESS I LIED, HUH.

WHATEVER, DON'T GET DISCOURAGED BY THAT OR THINK THE COMM'S DEAD FOREVER. LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' COMMUNITY REVIVAL THROUGH ~*~SHARING!~*~ IT'S EASY: JUST SHARE YOUR FAVORITE LEFT 4 DEAD STORY(IES) IN THE COMMENTS! IT CAN BE LULZY OR RAGE-INDUCING OR JUST TOTALLY BIZARRE, LIKE THAT ONE TIME YOU WERE PLAYING AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE STARTED FOR REALS, BUT YOU STOPPED IT BECAUSE YOU WERE PROPERLY TRAINED AND STUFF.

OKAY SO I'M PLAYING DEAD AIR EXPERT WITH CAKESNAP AND JAEJATRONIC AND NEKOCROUTON AND WE'RE WAITING AROUND IN THE SAFE ROOM AND KILLING ZOMBIES THAT COME UP TO THE DOOR, LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE RIGHT? ANYWAY I'M JUST BLASTIN' AWAY WITH MY SHOTGUN UNTIL SUDDENLY, DEATH AND THE HANDY DANDY BLAME TEXT NOTICE SAYS IT'S BECAUSE CAKE SHOT ME. CAKE IS ALL 'OMG OMG HOW DID THAT HAPPEN' AND FREAKING OUT AND I'M LIKE 'LOL IT'S OK' AND THEN WE SLAUGHTER EACH OTHER SO WE CAN RESTART WITH ALL FOUR PEOPLE.

SO I GO UP TO THE SAFE ROOM DOOR AND START SHOOTING ZOMBIES AGAIN AND IT'S ALL GOOD, UNTIL CAKE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS ME AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME I'M NOT KILLED COMPLETELY I JUST GO INTO BLACK & WHITE STATUS. I'M ALL 'OK WELL DON'T HEAL ME BECAUSE THE CRESCENDO'S AT THE START AND WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN GET THROUGH THAT FIRST' AND CAKE IS LIKE 'UM OK IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ALSO I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED I'M PRETTY SURE MY GUN WAS NOWHERE NEAR YOU' AND SO WE GO BACK TO SHOOTING ZOMBIES, STILL NOT LEAVING THE SAFE ROOM.

AND THEN CAKE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS ME A THIRD TIME AND I PROMPTLY DIE AGAIN. CAKE IS COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT AND GOING 'OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING' AND I AM LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING BECAUSE SERIOUSLY HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN THREE TIMES. THEN CAKE IS LIKE ':(' AND I HAHAHAHAHA SOME MORE BEFORE EVERYONE PUTS ON THEIR SRS BSNS FACE AND WE FINISH THE CAMPAIGN.

I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I 'GOT EVEN' BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I SACRIFICED EVERYONE TO THE TANK AT SOME POINT. NOT BECAUSE I WAS SHOT OR ANYTHING, I JUST SACRIFICE THE REST OF THE PARTY TO TANKS IN GENERAL. MAYBE THE MAGICAL FRIENDLY FIRE BULLETS WERE KARMA OR SOMETHING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING

I KNOW IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, THE APOCALYPSE ITSELF IS YOUR KARMA.

OKAY, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN FOR STORYTIME.

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