terabient: rainbows & peanuts (lil' peanut)
[personal profile] terabient posting in [community profile] capslock_l4d
THERE ARE SOME GODDAMN SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE NEW LEFT 4 DEAD DLC BUT I'M PRETTY SURE EVERY MEMBER (ALL FOUR OF US!!!) KNOWS ABOUT IT SO NO CUTS FOR YOU ALSO I HAVE NO IDEA HOW CUTS WORK ON DW LOLOLOL







SO APPARENTLY ONE OF THE ORIGINAL SURVIVORS IS GOING TO DIE WHICH SUCKS BALLS

UPON HEARING THIS NEWS I WAS FILLED WITH NERDRAGE AND FANGIRL HORROR, BUT THEN SOMEBODY POSTED THIS MACRO WHICH DIDN'T REALLY MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BUT AT LEAST I LOL'ED FOR A LITTLE BIT:



ALSO. I'M PRETTY SURE VALVE IS PLANNING TO HAVE DOOMED SURVIVOR DIE IN A HEROIC AND HEART-WRENCHING MANNER THAT IS INTENDED TO LEAVE US ALL IN TEARS FROM THE NOBILITY OF HIS/HER SACRIFICE.

HOWEVER IN PROTEST OF THIS CHEAP WAY TO INCREASE DRAMALLAMAS I PROPOSE WE THINK OF MORE LIKELY CAUSES OF DEATH FOR EACH SURVIVOR.

EXAMPLES:

LOUIS: EMBARRASSING PILL OVERDOSE
FRANCIS: EMBARRASSING DEATH BY SUFFOCATION AFTER HE DECIDES HE HATES BREATHING
COACH: EMBARRASSING SURRENDER TO THE FORCES OF DIABETES
ROCHELLE: EMBARRASSING BECAUSE NOBODY REMEMBERS HER AND SHE WITHERS AWAY FROM NEGLECT
ELLIS: EMBARRASSING CHOKING DEATH FROM NICK'S COCK SHOVED DOWN HIS THROAT

...AND SO ON!

DON'T LET ME DOWN GUISE!!!

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Date: 2010-03-21 11:11 am (UTC)
espionage: (Default)
From: [personal profile] espionage
OMG IDK UMM... CREATIVE JOOCES I HAS NONE...

CAN I JUST HEARTILY AGREE WITH THOSE ABOVE? IDK

I HOPE THERE'S A CUT SCENE FOR BILL'S THEIR HEROIC DEATH

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Date: 2010-03-21 11:17 am (UTC)
espionage: (l4d2 — ellis (hey heehaw!))
From: [personal profile] espionage
i am lapscocking on purpose.

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Date: 2010-03-22 06:02 am (UTC)
espionage: (Default)
From: [personal profile] espionage
LOL OK YAY!

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Date: 2010-03-21 05:53 pm (UTC)
jaej: <lj user="jaej"> (killing assclowns)
From: [personal profile] jaej
COACH - AFTER BEING HALF-STARVED FOR WEEKS BECAUSE HE'S NOT GETTING HIS SEVEN MEALS A DAY, FINALLY TAKES "BURGER TANK" WAY TOO LITERALLY AND GETS PULVERIZED BY A TANK AFTER TRYING TO EAT ONE. THE REMAINING SURVIVORS BURY THE PIECES OF HIM THAT THEY CAN FIND NEAR A DAIRY QUEEN - ELLIS CRIES, NICK TAKES COACH'S WALLET AND THEY FIND OUT COACH WAS HIS FIRST AND LAST NAME.

LOUIS CAN ONLY DIE BY PILL OVERDOSE PFFFF.

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S THE ONLY DEATH THAT FRANCIS COULD HAVE, TOO. OR DUE TO TOO MANY HUNTER TAUNTS, A GROUP OF THEM BAND TOGETHER TO TAKE FRANCIS OUT WHILE HE'S MOMENTARILY SEPARATED FROM THE GROUP.

AFTER GRABBIN' HEROIN, ELLIS STARTS TO HALLUCINATE AND CHASES AN IMAGINARY WHITE HORSE WHICH HAPPENS TO BE A WITCH IN REALITY.

ROCHELLE GETS AXED A QUESTION.

ZOEY DIES FROM "FRIENDLY FIRE". NICK DIDN'T SEE HER THERE, HE WAS COVERED IN BOOMER BILE FOR FUCK'S SAKE. IT'S OK ELLIS, HE WILL COMFORT YOU~

BILL ISN'T ACTUALLY DEAD - HE'S FROZEN. AND WHEN SOMEONE THAWS HIM OUT, HE'S GONNA KILL EVERY LAST ZOMBIE WITH HIS BARE GOD DAMN HANDS.

I HAVE TO DO SOME HOMEWORK SO MY BRAIN JUICE IS LIMITED BUT IF I COME UP WITH SOME MORE I WILL BE BACK LATER~

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Date: 2010-03-22 12:19 am (UTC)
jaej: <lj user="jaej"> (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaej
CLEARLY, VALVE NEEDS TO HIRE ME BEFORE LEFT 4 DEAD 3 COMES OUT AND THEY KILL OFF A L4D2 SURVIVOR. I WOULD MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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Date: 2010-03-22 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] snapcakes
THEY FIND OUT COACH WAS HIS FIRST AND LAST NAME.

FUCKING FANTASTIC

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Date: 2010-03-22 05:54 pm (UTC)
jaej: <lj user="jaej"> (minho // straight up thuggin')
From: [personal profile] jaej
:33

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Date: 2010-03-22 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] snapcakes
LOUIS - DIES BY FRIENDLY FIRE BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM
BILL - MISTAKENLY DOWNS AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VIAGRA, DOES NOT SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION AFTER FOUR HOURS
FRANCIS - EATEN BY BILL'S BEARD
ZOEY - DIES OF FROSTBITE/EXPOSURE DUE TO NUDE PATCH

COACH - CHOKES WHILST BEING A ONE-MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE
ELLIS - SPOTS HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED, SHIRTLESS MAN IN OVERALLS, MISTAKES CHARGER FOR KEITH AND DIES DURING ATTEMPTED BROKNUCKS
NICK - UNTREATED SYPHILIS
ROCHELLE - SASSES THE WRONG ZOMBIE

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Date: 2010-03-22 05:55 pm (UTC)
jaej: <lj user="jaej"> (bill // lol i ain't dead)
From: [personal profile] jaej
FRANCIS - EATEN BY BILL'S BEARD

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